- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

Boys have swag, real men have class

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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