- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

And Stephen Hawking said.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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