What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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