how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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