What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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