Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Poop

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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