Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Well this is pointless.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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