- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

No your aunties a joke

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

don't just stand there

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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