what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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What is cowboy say

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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A man was shot. He died.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Your mom

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Anti Joke

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