- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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