What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Obama walks into a hospital....

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Black people having a Job.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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