- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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