your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

sweating like antoni with a girl

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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