- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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