- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Call of Duty is a good game.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why was the woman?

What's white and gluey Glue

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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