I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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CHORGLUND

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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yada yada

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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