Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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School

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Ben Corbishley

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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a man walked into a bar....

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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