LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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