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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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