Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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The dewey decimal system

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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