Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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