what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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