How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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