Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What did death say to life? Go die

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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