- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

How do you make a car? You build it.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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