Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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