steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

A man goes to the potty.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Boob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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