What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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#IHateHashtags

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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