- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Y u do dis?

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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