- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

feminists.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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