- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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