What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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Im batman...suck it losers

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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feminists.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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