- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the midget went to the midget store

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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