I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

What's two plus two? Window

I wrote a funny joke.

Wright flyer

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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