- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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