- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Is maynaise an instrument?

What's funnier than 24? 25

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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