I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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