- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

I grunt when I poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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