- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Do you love me? No.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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