- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im batman...suck it losers

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Dislike this.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

tim has no humor

Your mam is so fat.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

penis. nuff said.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

feminists.

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