Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Your Mom

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

So one time there was this woman learning...

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

women's rights

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

destiny

every knight i see an owl at window

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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