- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

anus

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Women's Rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what did the farmer do? plant

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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