- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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