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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like school Said no one ever.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

I have a gay camel

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

your life

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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