a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

what tall and looks like a jew?

Wanna hear a joke? no

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

homosexuals are gay

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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