What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Well this is pointless.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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