- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Caca.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

a seal walks into a club.

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