Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Anti Joke

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