what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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shut up elliot

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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