roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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