Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Your mam is so fat.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Anti Joke

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