What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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