- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Neither did she.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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