- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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