- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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