A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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womens rights

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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