why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Your mam is so fat.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

tim has no humor

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

penis. nuff said.

Dislike this.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Anti Joke

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