Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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spell backwards: taco cat

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Asians

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Anti Joke

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