- Anti Joke

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

8===D ~ ~ ~

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Female rights.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

8===D ~ ~ ~

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Female rights.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves