Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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My name is Harry.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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You idiot.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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