- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Of course, first door on your left

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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