Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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No your aunties a joke

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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don't just stand there

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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