What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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your life

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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