- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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