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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Black people being friendly.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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