find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What's the difference between a duck?

THE GAME

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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