Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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The dewey decimal system

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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