A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Nice belt.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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