- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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