Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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