- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Yanter, Look it up

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Call of Duty is a good game.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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