What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Poop

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Anti Joke

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