- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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