Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Derp

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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