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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

Im batman...suck it losers

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

YEAH THEY DO!

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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