- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Face Hunter is scum

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Woman rights.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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