What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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