Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Carrot fingers

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Guess who is violent. Osama

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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