Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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