- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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