What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Poop

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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