- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Wanker

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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