-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Anti Joke

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