Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

vote this down and i will DOX you

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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